[]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
[]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
[]I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
[]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
[]I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
[]I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
[]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
[]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
[]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[X]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
[X]I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
[]I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
[]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
[]I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
[]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
[]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
[]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
[]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
[]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
[X]I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
[X]I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
[X]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
[]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[X]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
[X]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
[]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
[]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
[X]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
[]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
[]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
[]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
[]I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
[]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
[X]I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
[X]I DYE MY HAIR (CRAZY) COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
[X]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
[X]I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
[]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
[X]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
[X]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
[X]I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
[]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
[X]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
[]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
[X]I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
[X]I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
[]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
[]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
[]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
[X]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be an idiot.
[]I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
[]I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
[]I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be rude and eat snails.
[]I'm GREEK, so i MUST have a huge family.
[]I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
[]I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
[]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
[]I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
[X]I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
[X]I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
[]I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
[X]I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
[]I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
[]I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
[X]I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
[]I'm BUDDHIST so I MUST only want to shave my head and live off nature.
[]I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
[]I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
[]I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
[]I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
[X]I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
[]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[X]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
[]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
[]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
[]I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
[X]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
[]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
[]I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
[]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
[X]I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
[]I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
[]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
[]I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
[]I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
[X]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
[]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
[]I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
[X]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
[X]I hang out with drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
[]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
[X]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
[X]I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
[X]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
[X]My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
[X]I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
[]I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
[X]I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
[]I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
[]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
[X]I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
[X]I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
[X]I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
[X]I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
[]I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
[X]I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
[X]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
[]I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
[X]I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have red hair and wear kilts.
[X]I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
[]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
[]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
[]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
[]I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
[]I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
[X]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
[X] I'm a GIRL with SHORT HAIR, so I MUST be a DYKE.
[]I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
[X]I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
[]I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
[]I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
[X]I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
[]I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
[X]I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
[X]I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
[X]I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
[X]I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
[X]I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
[X]I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
[]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
[]I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
[]I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
[X]I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
[X]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
[X]I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
[X]I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
[X]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
[]I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
[X]I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
[X]I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
[]I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
[X]I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
[]I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
[X]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
[]I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST be a bible thumper.
[X]I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
[X]I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
[]I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's
[]I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
[]I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
[X]I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
[X]I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
[]I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
[]I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
[X]I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
[X]I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
[X]I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
[X]I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
[]I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
[X]I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

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